Just the other day, Dots asked me if water rots. I told her it would if she added melons to it. And today she asked me if a banana was a vegetable. If I didn't know better, I bet she's on some personal agenda to prove that I flunked kindy and only have an IQ of 80. If that was true, I probably made it through primary and secondary school by masterminding headline acts of arson by burning the exam paper locker room after every year's finals so the teachers could do nothing but let us all pass. Next she's gonna ask me if papayas have fur.